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 Go ahead, try out my ways!
As you can tell, my colleagues and i love each other!
Remember, make your work place a fun place to work in and your boss is not your colleague so don't love him! 
What if your colleague do not want to bond with you?
No worries!
Do this to ensure she will want to love you as a colleague:
1. Wrap her under your sweater!
2. Entice her to slap your booty or even smell it! Ignore her hysteric complains - you know you want to!
3. See, now you guys will be snuggling up to each other!
Has your colleague love you yet?   
Ways to welcome a new colleague (he/she does not necessarily have to be new, your colleague can pretend to be new):
1. Surprise her with a hug and big smile!
2. Coerce her to do charming gestures with you!
3. Persuade her to strip and pose!   
Ways to bond with your colleague:
1. Force her to do bunny fingers with you!
2. Pee on her while she tweaks her knobs!
3. Bend her over and slap that booty! (i bet some of you guys would love to do that to someone hot in your office.)
Have you love your colleague yet?   
 What started out as a dull day,
Sick and tired of cold selling to stingy cunts
We decided to strip bare, slap some butts and laugh with mouths wide open!
If you did not have this much fun without alcohol before, you have my sympathies.
 Meet Mummy Boy.
He owns nothing except for a pair drum sticks.
He is looking for a music course in drumming and humming.
On good days, he can hum non-stop for 10 seconds. .
On bad days, he chokes on his rattling teeth.
He obviously wishes to expand his music repertoire.
Hopefully Cambridge Soundworks has something for him.
Then perhaps he can hum beyond 10 seconds.
Does anyone know a good dentist?
 No one told me this move is only legal during Mambo Night.
"HEY Macarena..!"
OYE!
This is indeed a musical milestone for me!
My two favourite kinds of guys:
Trent from Daria: the goateed grunge slacker.
Erlend Oye: the gangly nerdy oddball.
I live with Trent and hugged Oye!
I have met two of the guys I'd ever want to meet.
I have danced with two of the guys I'd rather dance with.
And one is here to dance with me at anytime.
HOC!
 
 Would you still kiss my breast if i grew a beard just like yours?
The last time we were halfnaked and sinful on an empty bus.
Now, we are whooping and raising arms in an empty deadend!
Wholesome fun til no end!
 
1. Self belief or gender confusion?
"Seriously, you are so bitchy."
"I learnt from the best."
"And who is the best?'
"Me."
My Boy is suspiciously straight.
2. When a pussy rejects another pussy in favour of cocks:
"Don't be a cunt to another cunt."
Someone needs to be slapped by a neon coloured dildo.
http://rmbr.nus.edu.sg/
And I loved it!
So Panda Boy and I are heading down there this saturday, hopefully with stomachs that are pre-warmed with Ramly burgers!
Admission is Free!
 Another excellent reason to love Irish Boys and spandex.
By the way, he did wear that in public and not for a theme night - to skip.
 | Yee-Haa! | Sep 18, '05 8:39 PM
for everyone |
 Bang, bang!
I love Pop Retarts-Cowboys.
 Andy has Man-Breasts.
I like to squeeze them.
| | Lovely (you may object to that, of course!) pictures from the 'Do Yourself In' event at the old parliament. Big Congrats to the organisers for, in my humble hamster opinion - it was a rolling success! The place was just beautiful and such a refreshing change from the previous venues that i have been to. Too bad, the effort cannot be repeated but that made everything else extra delicious!
NB: All literature are written with tongue very firmly in my fat cheek. No, you don't have to laugh along. |
| | An album to remind myself that I am indeed an Uncool and Geeky Individual. Oh, poor fugly me - I Love You! =) |
This is how we display our brimful of exhilaration for being the only two passengers on a double - decker bus:
  
So Swoosh came in late with a book of funny rhymes:
"Granny"
Granny plays whist
better when pwhist
i do silly rhymes too:
"Tick Tock
Suck My Cock"
I call it "Tock Cock"
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