Yes, I am still indecently obsessed over this Irish American dude - Rob. And yes, i still do not have a Life.

- He is such a Twat when it comes to Squat (toilets), proving how inane the americans and tourists can be when they are traveling overseas in some foreign exotic countries, thus putting themselves in such humiliating situations : "As it turned out, it wasn't as easy or fun as I'd imagined. Maybe I have weak legs, but squatting over something so low was extremely tricky.. particularly while concerning myself with keeping my ass out far enough to avoid shitting over all over my pants."

Does any of us recall encountering so much difficulties with The Squat Toilet when we were kids? Not me and that does not exactly put dear Rob in a very flattering light.

This guy has such a way with his words.

- Is a budding dictator who is very keen on achieving new heights for film lovers: "But I'm convinced ruling with an iron fist is the key to cinematic utopia."

- Rightfully and correctly detest Troy the movie - bless his mohawked soul: "So I went in to 'Troy' with low expectations, and they were met."

- Finally - one of the more perceptive individuals to recognise Brad Pitt's insufficiency as an actor: "And Brad Pitt is a fucking abysmal actor."

- Concurs vehemently that people like Them are incredibly exasperating: "When the eight hundred and seventeeth person yelled at me about how fucking funny it (Napoleon Dynamite) was, and how lacking my pitiful existence was without some curly-haired, tie-wearing fagtard bringing me cinematic cheer, I officially declared my intent to never, ever, under any curcumstances see Napoleon fucking Dynamite."

- Came up with the best phrase ever to describe Bright Eye's effect on Indie music: "..pussyfication of indie music."

I have to bring this guy to Zouk one day. And get my life back.

i can barely contain my exhilaration.
- This guy is irish - "Hi Robbie, you are the only Irishman in the family.."
- He gets turned on by candies especially Giant Gummy Ones - "They even had my new prized possession - THE WORLD'S BIGGEST GUMMY BEAR!!"
- Spends his time very productively - "My most exciting internet impulse buy EVER just arrived: $65 worth of gummy candy!"
- Demonstrates a blunt disdain for corporate romance: "..that Valentine's Day is bullshit and you're a fucking turd for thinking that following some cliched societal obligation qualifies as caring.."
- Owns a pretty decent SMUG radar when it comes to literature pieces: "Movie reviews aren't supposed to be exercises in linguistic self-appreciation, you smug fucking dicks."
- Is one of the few lucid beings who realises the absurd impotency of Friendster: "..and I was surprised to see that had put a bif of effort into not being completely useless." *applauds -Welcome to my Anti-Friendster world.
- Comes with a beautifully packaged dysfunctional family: "Last night, I went to my Grandmother's house for the annual Christmas Eve get-together, a little slice of Hell featuring a colourful cast of relatives.."
- Concerns himself with proper bathroom hygiene and paleontology: "Today I got one of those little tablets that make your water turn blue. So my toilet water is blue, and I can make it turn green when I pee. And that's fun. Also, I have cheese shaped like dinosaurs. So life is good." *enjoys the little things in life*
- Possess an innate sense of what consists of good music: "But mostly, i hate his fucking music, Bright Eyes can slurp my fucking ballsweat, it sucks so Goddamn hard."
- Had a Mohawk and looked so fucking good. *drools*
Got to go and resume my Stalker mode now.